20 December 2006

Email Sampah

Can someone teach me how to stop receiving stupid Spam e-mails??

Haha!

By the way, sedang-sedang kawan nak menghapus segala menatang email-email bodoh yang kononnya nak kasi duit kat kawan yang memang terang-terang kawan tak buleh dapat nye duit tu kalau kawan kasi nombor akaun kawan ke.. kasi duit siket ke.. kasi nombor hp ke... tibe-tibe kawan dapat email dari NetworkMalaysia.com. Subject die "Featured Joke and The Article of The Week by NetworkMalaysia.com, your Malaysian Search Engine and Directory".

Sebelum kawan share email yang dikasi oleh NetworkMalaysia.com, kawan nak menghina sumpah seranah 'mereka-mereka' yang bangang-keji duk hantar spams tu. Ade yang mintak jadi guardian la.. mintak jadi waris la.. pastu kalau ko jadi waris dia, ko akan dapat harta kemewahan mak bapak pakcik atuk dia yang dah mati tu. Wadefak??*oppss!* Bodoh sungguh mereka, kan? Dah la email tu dari mana-mana tah, Uganda la.. Sri Lanka la.. Zimbabwe la.. Walaupun email tu diantar secara random, takdenye ko bernasib baik macam tu sekalik nak terpilih menjadi pewaris harta mereka. Kalau satu dua email tu boleh aa.. ni kalau dah tak cek email seminggu.. nah kau, 40 email sekaligus dalam inbox! Kawan bukan main semangat ingat email dari teman-teman lama ke.. teman-teman baru ke.. tapi ghupe-ghupenya, semuanye SAMPAH! Weh 'mangkuk-mangkuk' di luar sana, kalau takde keje sangat meh datang Indon tulong lukiskan Anatomical Pathology kawan. Bertimbun-timbun ni kawan tak lukis-lukis.

Berbalik kepada email NetworkMalaysia.com, meh kawan share lawak nya tu. Lawak ke? Lantak ko lah nak gelak ke tak. Kawan bizi nak delete email-email bodoh tu kejap. Enjoy the show!!

There was a man who had worked all of his life, saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When the services were over, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she went over to the casket with the box and put it in. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

8 comments:

chii said...

isterinya sgt bijak..ahahaa...mmg sampai bila2 kot x leh nk cash duit tu..adei

KudeN said...

hehe.. chii nanti jd isteri cam tu aa.. hehe

chii said...

ngeee..insya Allah..disamping jd yg setia ;) ihiks

Nashrex said...

ecececececeh chii..

*aku pun menci dpt menatang sampah itu...

KudeN said...

hehe.. chii.. ececececehhh

nash, nape aku nye msjbox dah tak kuar?

chii said...

mmg la..skrg ni msjbox ade problem..sumer guna alternatif len ..adeih..sangt x besh tadek msjbox

KudeN said...

hah? ye ke? so kuden kena tukar mesej box eh?

chii said...

kurang lebih camtu arr..kalo xde msjbox..blog sgt x best utk dilawat..